Try it in the following places!

Posted on August 4, 2004 18:24 PM EST

I would like to try it in the following places:

1. Airplane restroom when flying through turbulence, with both of us drunk.

2. In space with zero gravity.

3. Standing up behind a waterfall.

4. Back of a moving car with tinted windows, while it is being driven through crowded Indian streets.

5. On top of the running washing machine in the community laundry room, late in the night, with the possibility of getting caught.

6. If you hike up Kumaraparvata in Karnataka on a clear day, from the top of the mountain, you can see rolling hills on all sides, reaching far into the horizon, looking like an ocean of stones, with waves and all, in suspended animation. Would love to reach there at sunset, tired from the day's hike and make slow, sweet, exhausted love, with that vista of ocean of hills spread all around us.

7. Under the full moon, star-filled clear sky, in the deserts outside Phoenix, on a balmy night.

8. In a houseboat on a Kashmiri lake or the backwaters of Kerala.

9. On a secluded beach in Goa, early in the cool morning breeze.

10. When there is a wedding in the family and the house is full of relatives... Would be nice to make quiet love under a shared blanket, on top of the terrace, open to the starry night, with relatives sleeping all around us and the possibility of getting caught.

11. In my home balcony, on the swing, while a Bangalore thunderstorm raged around us.

12. In the shower, while being barely awake.

13. On the dining table, just before breakfast.

14. Crowded clothing store's trial room. The store is crowded, not the trial room. :D

15. Quickie in the verandah, just before leaving for work.

Oh, I could go on and on!