Thursday, July 28, 2005

What is the scam with the phone cards?

I sometimes use this phone card to call India, from the US. Can you believe the number of digits I have to dial for my call to go through? First the 11 digit 1-800 number of the calling card, then the 11 digit pin number, followed by the 15 digit phone number (including 011-countrycode-areacode-phone no.). That is a total of 37 digits dialled to make one phone call! It is so very easy to dial a wrong digit when punching so many numbers. When I am in a hurry (need to make an urgent call before going some place) or agitated (argument with someone, need to call them back), the frustrations of dialling 37 randomly sequenced numbers and getting it wrong a few times, probably shaves seconds or minutes off my lifespan!

Add to that the unreliable quality of the connection in the form of dropped calls, noise on the line, the possibility of being charged even when the connection with the calling party is not properly established. And then throw in other things like service charges, connection charges, weekly/monthly charges, half-, 1-, 2-, 3-minute rounding. That completes the misery of the calling India experience. A droning lifeless voice announcing, "You have one more minute of talk time left", before the connection is cut-off abruptly, no matter how important, critical or emotional the conversation is, makes the experience even worse.

It is possible to eliminate each one of the above obstacles and miseries. I do use services which don't have some of these problems. But such services come with a cost. Eliminating one to almost all of the above woes can cost me anywhere from 2 cents to 20 cents to 70 cents or even over a dollar more per minute of talk time, as compared to the phone card I've described above. Apart from the extra per minute charges, there could also be a flat monthly fee of 3 to 6 dollars.

Now, what is this scam with the phone cards? Why can't my home phone or my cell phone company offer me unlimited, unrestricted, good quality International calling at comparable rates? It is not as if there is no bandwidth. The bandwidth is there. And it is being sold by phone card companies in pathetic tiny, inconvenient to use packages. If the bandwidth is available, why can't I have it without the need to dial long phone card numbers and pin numbers? Why should I get it only in small chunks, which abruptly run out and end my call? Why can't my home phone or cell phone company buy all these chunks of bandwidth from the phone card companies or whoever it is that owns them, and offer them to customers like me in one convenient uninterrupted stream, at the same rate? I am sure there would be lots of willing buyers, who will help such a telephone company realize the economies of scale.

The situation is analogous to this: There is a great, well-built highway, available for our use. The only choices of transport we now have are small individual cars offering rides of different comfort levels depending on how much we are willing to pay. What I am asking for is something like a big bus or train, a mass-transport service which can offer reasonable comforts, at reasonable rates.

But we don't have a cheap mass-transport service available. In America, the cost of long distance bus travel is almost close to the cost of some air-ticket deals. Similarly, Indians calling India from the US have to pay extra bucks for good quality connections or suffer through the experiences of poor calling cards. Even calling Australia from the US is so much easier and cheaper. Although Australia is farther and certainly has less number of callers from the US!

When, oh when will the situation improve? I know that there will come a day when all these problems will be a thing of the distant past. We will be making free phone calls from anywhere to anywhere in the world, with any device - phone, cell phone, computer, whatever. I can see such a world of cheap, seamless communication. It is not too far in the future.

The Internet is an incredible portal which reduces communication time and distance to almost nothing. Such an Internet is within finger-tips access of me most of the time. A major part of my current life is spent in close proximity to high-speed Internet connections - both with cables and wireless, both at home and at work. Through this medium, I can exchange data, voice, video and typed communication with people around the world, in almost real time. I pay a sizeable fee for the pleasure of having a constantly available, high-speed Internet connection. I don't even utilize the full capacity of the connection available to me. I do not want to pay anything more for any of my other communication needs - not for my cell phone (unless I am "roaming" away from a Net zone), and certainly not for lousy calling cards.

Being in close proximity, most of the time, to such a medium as the Internet and being able to imagine a world of cheap or free seamless communication from anywhere to anywhere, my frustrations with the current long-distance calling situation is multiplied many times. When I use these calling cards to call India, I feel like a Formula One driver from the future, who normally owns and drives F1 cars for free, being zapped into the past and asked to pay for the use of a pathetic mule-driven cart.

3 comments:

  1. I don't know about the US, but in the UK and other countries (e.g. Alpha Telecom or Les Minutes) there are low-cost call providers who you set up an account with (no fee, just pre-pay credit) and whose access number recognises caller ID. This allows you to program their number into your mobile or desk phone an eliminate two thirds of the dialing sequence.

    Furthermore, some mobile phones ([Sony]-Ericsson) have the ability to use calling-card services automatically, you just select the number to call and hold down teh call key for two seconds, the phone will then dial the access number, enter your pin/account and then dial your recipients's number. All with one button. You can do this with speed dial on some desk phones too, you just need to know how to store pauses.

    With regard to cost, there are direct cables to Oz from the US, but not to India, therefore the cost of operating the network and routing calls is subsequently higher. Flat-rate pricing is the future, but is definately only in its infancy.

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  2. Hey, yeah I get pissed when my parents are busy on the phone and I have to hear the "try later" voice.....
    You know I am not sure if you have tried Reliance connection. It has one number and once you dial it(good if the number is stored on your mob) and then dial the 91-80-12345678....
    I kind of like skype now a days as I can talk clearly via the internet to ppl anywhere n its not tht bad....

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  3. Date Hispanic woman instead. Why the "big" deal. I find them equaY attractive. Secondly, I don't exactly understand what dating means. I have been in US ( Houston ) since last 3 years and have dated ( I will explain later what my definition means ) more than 57 different women, majority being Hispanic and then White and then black and then Asian. This is my perspective, I see a woman and I see her prominent secondary sexual characters and then I hit on her then and there. I will make sure she is single and its all smooth and easy from there. My definition of dating is having intimacy for 5/10 times, hanging around in movies, clubs, sports bar etc etc. I have absorbed the Americam vibe very quickly and I embraced it. May be that is why I get these many women. Most importantly , I have been told to be an exceptional player in bed and have a very good size. I do not know the size of any other guy cos I did not see none of theirs as I am straight. I have been raised in a very eccentric way, free spirited, I do not care what the caste or race or creed is , for me a woman is a wonderful creation of beauty by God to be adored, admired and cherished. I do not even know whom I am going to marry, or I might not marry . I am just going with the flow. She can be Indian or chinese or white or black or Latina or whatever..... Bcos again for me all women are the same. I think this mentality of mine is what made me get more women than my average Desi friends. Some call me Casanova of Indian community and some call me a womanizer. Like I said I don't care. May be the women like my style or may be they like my profession ( I am strictly against gold diggers or trophy materials ) that is a big red flag to me. I do not buy women. I win them. Whatever, the bottom line is I get laid by one of the most beautiful chicks ( according to me ) and that's the only thing that matters to me.

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